Amsterdam Red-Light District Review

Date: Summer 1994

So what can you expect from a city which has "XXX" as its official sign? Only the best of course.

When you leave Central Station, the main railway station of Amsterdam, and walk towards the center of the city, the red light district is some 2 or 3 blocks to your left. Watch out for street names like "Oude Voorburgwal" or "Achternburgwal". There are sex shops at every corner and they carry SM and zoophily stuff as well as 'nudist' journals depicting nude children at the beach.

All day long, the prostitutes work behind their windows, so this area is a great place to look around. Some will even show off their tits or pussy to get you in. Don't miss out on the many tiny and narrow streets in this area since that's where the action is. This is all perfectly legal here; note however that the women are not required to have regular health checkups like in other countries with legal prostitution. The working girls consider this to be a major victory.

Everyone who goes in with one of the girls comes out after at most 15 minutes. You pay between 50 and 100 guilders for that. So I wouldn't try it. There are much better options in Amsterdam (see below). But it's still great for voyeurs. Also, the sex shows and the peep shows with life fucking are in the same area and might be worth a visit.

You'll find a lot of 'coffee shops' in that area too. They offer different sorts of Haschisch to smoke or to eat ("space cakes"). You should try some, visit the Hash museum and then continue to work for legalization at home.

If you are into these things, visit the SM Cafe at Oudezijds Armsteeg 7. They have a great collection of informational material pointing to other SM places in Europe.

If you want to do The Right Thing, call the Amsterdam Call Girls at 6002354. It's an escort service which is organized and operated by the prostitutes themselves and considered to be a model initiative.

To find out about the good clubs and brothels, you should get yourself a copy of the Telegraaf, the main daily newspaper. With a little fantasy, it's not difficult to spot the right ads. We visited a couple of places:

Chatterly, Zieseniskade 18, Tel 6230133, open 20-4. An expensive place, 8 girls there, not best quality, porn movies running, cover charge is 100 G and a 1 hour fuck costs you 250. Bad.
Society Anonyme, Stadhouderstraat 64, Tel 6624952. Nice little club with 6 women at 20:00. There's no cover, you get yourself a drink for 7.50 and look around and have a little small talk (which is not too easy since the women come from all over the world, like south America and eastern Europe). All women were young and pretty and they charged 225 G for one hour, bath included. Not bad.
Margaretha, Bestevaerstr. 215, Tel 020-6869264. Definitely the cheapest fuck in town. For 100 G, you can fuck twice, for 200 infinitely often. 6 girls there, not the highest quality as was to be expected. The advertising is misleading: there's no sauna, no snacks, the place closes already at 23:20. The boss is extremely annoying. The girls start with fore play by themselves, you don't have to do anything. In fact, it can be slightly embarrassing to fight off the girls because you are waiting for a particular one. Fucking is for everyone to see in the main (and only) room. In fact, the whole thing happens in a very usual apartment. Fucking is with condoms as everywhere.
The highlight of our trip was doubtlessly the JB Club at Buitenwieringerstraat 3-5, Tel 6222785, open 12-2. Prices: 100/half hour, 150/hour, no cover. If you fuck, you get your drink free. 8 women, six of them very pretty. Since there is much traffic, they fuck sometimes downstairs in the office on a narrow bed. You should refuse to do so and wait until one of the rooms upstairs is free: they are very luxurious with bath, mirrors and wide beds and the price is the same. We talked to the manager who owns three clubs and told us that he always makes sure that his women make the customers come back. Several girls come from eastern Europe, stay a couple of months, go back, and return later with a girlfriend. He was a very sincere person to talk to (and probably had to kill some time until he could use his office again :-).
I chose a gorgeous 21 year old Rumanian women for one hour. She was very tender, easy and open to talk to and it was a great fuck. She told me that she sometimes comes with a customer (yeah, right!). She had worked before in the red light district and likes her new job much better although they earn more over there. (She mentioned 1000-1500 G per night, of which they have to pay 150 to rent the room.) My friend took a beautiful Russian woman and was also very content with his choice. This place is definitely recommendable.

Atta


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And the same story (the JB club) from a different perspective:
You see many girls from many countries, so you'll find a girl to love. I had a juice while looking and checking out all the girls. I talked to the boss, who calls himself "manager", Jan Bijck, a clever businessman, who tells "his" girls to make a man come back. And this is what the girls do! At least the one I had. All sex workers in the world would need this directive. JB Club is not a club with through-traffic, they usually do not have ads in the newspapers. I had a beautiful blond russian girl called Angelique, all shaved, great silicon tits, very very tender, very tight, very good work(wo)man. Soft touching, blowing, licking, sixtynine, riding, and four more positions. Very tender afterwards, not the "ready-and-jump-away" mentality. I will come back! Every time I go to Amsterdam!


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Date: Tue, 3 Jan 1995

Prostitution in Amsterdam
Amsterdam red light area just by the Central station

Street
Lots of choice all types from 18 to 50ish. For some odd reason the good looking ones are all in the side streets and the older/ugly ones are in the main stret cabins. Mugging risk is almost Zero the area is very hevily discreetly policed (Prostitution is of course legal). Prices 25NLG (about 18USD) for a bj if you shop around 50NLG (35 USD) for a short fuck 1/2 hour. Rubber is required. anal sex is usualy 25 or 50NLG extra but you get more time as well, ie BJ+Fuck+Anal = 100NLG.
HEN
There are a number of 'party houses' around wich is the local english term !. These often have an all in deal ie entrance is 300-400NLG which includes as much as you can drink for as long as you stay + the girl of your choice. Most are real nice frendly places. Beer in local bars ranges from 2.50 NLG for a 1/4 liter to to 4.00NLG
Shows
There are many live sex shows and Amsterdam is one of the few places where you get exactly what the man on the door tells you you will get, no rip-off's no short changing etc. A good place to get started if you can drink is the Banana Bar entry is 60NLG or you can negotite slightly less if you have a party. Once inside the 'bartenders' are all good looking girls and all naked. The bars are more like soft top tables where the bar staff sit to serve you. All drinks , beer spirits cocktails are free. For tips the girls will do various tricks like write you a postcard out without touching the pen with a hand (yep these girls are skilled :-). A realy good place to start out on a Stag night.